wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
When did angry sex become our thing?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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