I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We left the knife in your bed.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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