Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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