Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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