He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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