Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
