they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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