forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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