I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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