Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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