fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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