It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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