why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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