coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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