erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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