So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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