a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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