i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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