Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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