.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Dick very happy bro
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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