After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
