I think I just saw someone hide a body.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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