Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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