just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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