We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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