I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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