We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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