Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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