I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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