We should be called the Road Head Warriors
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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