i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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