Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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