i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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