She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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