At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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