does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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