I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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