We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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