How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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