If i come over, it means nothing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
