she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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