Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm at about main and main street
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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