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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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