i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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