The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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