life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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