I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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