So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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