I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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