You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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