went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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