Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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