You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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