Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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