fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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